Draft Destroyer Pillows

'Delete - delete - delete.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Student Debt

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Golf Hil Divot

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'What a divot?'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Born To Raise Dirt

Stuff Broken

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Introducing...The Creeping Draft