Dartboard Destroyer Pillows

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Stuff Broken

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Born To Raise Dirt

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

'Delete - delete - delete.'

'You're right - I never liked that racket either!'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

101 uses of a dead cat: darts

'I'm Sorry.'

'C'mon! Just step on treble twenty once, and you'll be in the gang!'

What do you want me to hit next?

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'

Man using telescope to play darts.

Cleaner column.