Draft Destroyer Gifts

'Delete - delete - delete.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"I can see our house from here."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Student Debt

Golf Hil Divot

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'What a divot?'

Stuff Broken

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Born To Raise Dirt

Buy now... pay later

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'