Draft Devotee Gifts

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Television Readers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Blob's Blog.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Two Daleks fighting

'What a control freak!'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'This guy is really good!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Dear Diary

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"God, I love this show!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"I try to get a head start on them."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.