Training Devotee Gifts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Olympic Torch Training

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'What a control freak!'

'This guy is really good!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Post-psychoanalysis

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'