Training Devotee Gifts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Obedience School Graduation

Thomas Hardy

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Olympic Torch Training

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

'What a control freak!'

'This guy is really good!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

One book... One book... One book...

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Post-psychoanalysis

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'