Chosen One Devotee Gifts

'I-am-the-chosen-one...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Olympic Torch Training

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Two Daleks fighting

Church Restoration Fund.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This guy is really good!'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."