Chosen One Devotee T-Shirts

'I-am-the-chosen-one...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Olympic Torch Training

The Blob's Blog.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Two Daleks fighting

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Church Restoration Fund.

'This guy is really good!'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."