Draft Devotee Prints

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Television Readers.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

The Blob's Blog.

Artist chained to his drawing.

Two Daleks fighting

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'What a control freak!'

'This guy is really good!'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.