Equipment Destroyer Gifts

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Don't look at me!'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Buy now... pay later

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Stuff Broken

Born To Raise Dirt

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

Running out of time

'I get all the exercise I need stretching the dollar to cover our bills.'

"He finally paid off his student loans."

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

'And I thought you were under-equipped.'