Photo Destroyer Gifts

Man is burning family portraits.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Early photobombing

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Apple harvest."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Man Ray

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Poser

Student Debt

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

The First Selfie!

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

Buy now... pay later

Stuff Broken

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

Born To Raise Dirt

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."