Photo Developer Gifts

'I'm afraid your memory card has amnesia...'

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

"You swear up and down you're not a terrorist, huh? Why don't you tell us a little more about this plot to blow up some pictures."

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Early photobombing

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"Great photo."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Say cheese!

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Pasadena Playhouse War

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"They grow up so fast."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'