Photo Hunter Gifts

Along the Thames, Where the Tourists Roost

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Office pics on dinner table.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Smile

Mount Rushmore.

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Say cheese!

Bunny Pranks

"Great photo."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'