Photo Op Seeker Gifts

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Follow that cab!'

'I'm a star!'

"Apple harvest."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Stonehenge Imitation

A woman bows to the crowd

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

Baby Paparrazzi

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"Do you think this military approach against U.S. citizens is a bit extreme?"

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

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'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'