Photo Opportunist Gifts

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Say speed!

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

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"It's a 'selfie.'"

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"They grow up so fast."

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Stonehenge Imitation

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

New to selfies? Pick a style!

'Can we talk... alone?'

The Photographer

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

Do you remember where this is from?

Cheese...Crackers.

'This should come out just right.'

Say Cheese!

"This is a picture from I don't know when...this one is from somewhere...I don't remember this at all...Oh, how I love looking at all our memories!"

Airport Departunre. To me it's worrisome this travel company boasts you'll be able to make it look like you had an amazing trip on social media, even when you actually didn't.

Bush's Hacker

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"