Photo Editor Gifts

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'

'And there we have it. The true face of the asylum seeker.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

Royal Pic Photoshop

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Farmer using a photo editing program

"I'm afraid there are some things we can't fix in Photoshop."

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"Thanks for your photo - I digitally enhanced it and got rid of your spots and blackheads."

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

Man stranded on desert island writes 'Submit your caption' in the sand.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Which part are you reading for?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Music producers.

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"But only during rehearsal."

Never on Sunday