Photo Editor Ponderer Gifts

"Pastor, is photoshopping selfies a sin?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

After the summer holidays

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"But is it..?"

Crayo-Blah

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

Farmer using a photo editing program

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Are you tweeting about this?'

Royal Pic Photoshop

Fin (The end).

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"