Photo Editing Enthusiast Gifts

'Here's your license!'

'Uh, mom. That 'mole' on the photo that you've been trying to erase for the last five minutes is a squashed fly on the monitor.'

"I'm unhappy with my wedding snaps...can you remove my husband?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"She looks just like in your photos."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Bunny Pranks

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Social Struggles

The Press

'Nice smile.'

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"They grow up so fast."