Photo Editing Enthusiast Prints

'Here's your license!'

"I'm unhappy with my wedding snaps...can you remove my husband?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"She looks just like in your photos."

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Social Struggles

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

The Press

"They grow up so fast."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"