Image Editing Enthusiast Prints

"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Smile

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Say cheese!

Bunny Pranks

"Great photo."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

The Press

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"They grow up so fast."