Image Editor Prints

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'Well I still think it would've been easier to photoshop a picture of us at the summit.'

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

'Apparently the reunion photographer didn't photoshop enough.'

'High definition media image!'

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

"Pastor, is photoshopping selfies a sin?"

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Royal Pic Photoshop

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

To her dismay, Tanya discovers that Bill had used Photoshop to substitute Angelina Jolie's face for hers in every photo in their wedding album.

Check it out. It's a fresh copy of my memoirs. Rudy Park. iMac, Therefore I Am. Calcutta. Photoshop is awesome. I repeat: This ends badly.

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"Tightening the buttocks."

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."