Photo-editing Wizard Prints

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Zumma Cum Laude

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

The director said 'cut'!

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Abstract Paintings.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

"Pastor, is photoshopping selfies a sin?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"So you're into pointillism."

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."

Paint charming.

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Paul Gaugin

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"Very funny, art-boy. Just make sure I get the cartoon on time."

To her dismay, Tanya discovers that Bill had used Photoshop to substitute Angelina Jolie's face for hers in every photo in their wedding album.

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."