Photo-editing Wizard Prints

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

Zumma Cum Laude

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

The director said 'cut'!

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Cleaning service on skates.

Royal Pic Photoshop

Farmer using a photo editing program

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

Paint charming.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

Paul Gaugin

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."

"So you're into pointillism."

"Very funny, art-boy. Just make sure I get the cartoon on time."

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."