Image Editing Prints

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'My Facebook profile pic is my face Photoshopped onto a heavier person's body. That way I look thinner in person.'

'Well I still think it would've been easier to photoshop a picture of us at the summit.'

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"You mean you haven't seen my status update? I photoshopped a beard on all my pictures."

'Apparently the reunion photographer didn't photoshop enough.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"We've photoshopped your picture to make you look as good as you would to a desperate, blind, drunk woman."

"Ghah! I've got so many photoshop layers open, that the layer numbers have started at zero again!"

"Well I admit I might have photoshopped my online picture a bit!"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Campaign for Plain English

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Ironing Punctuation

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

Editor.