Photo Editor Pillows

'And there we have it. The true face of the asylum seeker.'

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

Royal Pic Photoshop

Farmer using a photo editing program

"I'm afraid there are some things we can't fix in Photoshop."

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"Thanks for your photo - I digitally enhanced it and got rid of your spots and blackheads."

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Music producers.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"But only during rehearsal."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

The director said 'cut'!

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

Directors Chair and Others.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'