Photoshop Gifts

Lance, have you had some work done on your face? Does Photoshop count?

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

"Please tell me you can airbrush this out later in Photoshop."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

My First Camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Now that's an afro!'

Vlad the Impala

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Superheroes take a selfie

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Elfie Stick

Happy Easter

Early photobombing

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Candid Camera store.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Office pics on dinner table.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.