Photoshop Pillows

"Please tell me you can airbrush this out later in Photoshop."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now that's an afro!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Vlad the Impala

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Early photobombing

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

Elfie Stick

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Happy Easter

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Giraffe Selfie

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Selfie Stick

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."