Photoshop Fan Pillows

"You never know if these photos have been Photoshopped or taken during the warm weather when pounds have melted off."

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Tourists in Egypt

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Victorian Selfie

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snapshots in Time

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Smile

Mount Rushmore.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Say cheese!

Statue of liberty selfie

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Great photo."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Bunny Pranks

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'