Photoshop Fan Pillows

"You never know if these photos have been Photoshopped or taken during the warm weather when pounds have melted off."

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Tourists in Egypt

Victorian Selfie

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Snapshots in Time

Mount Rushmore.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Say cheese!

Selfie

"Great photo."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'