Photoshop Enthusiast Pillows

'Hire someone with Photoshop experience to make these sales figures look better.'

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Smile

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Lumiere brothers caricature

Say cheese!

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

The Press

Social Struggles

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"