Modern Photography Fan Pillows

Photographers Then and Now.

'Now that's an afro!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Tourists in Egypt

"You're welcome."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Victorian Selfie

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Great photo."

Selfie

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Say cheese!

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Modigliani's Giraffe

Warhol Exhibit