Modern Photography Fan Gifts

Photographers Then and Now.

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Tourists in Egypt

"You're welcome."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Victorian Selfie

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Say cheese!

Statue of liberty selfie

"Great photo."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Warhol Exhibit