Photography Fans Pillows

2001: A Space Holiday

Oh, I'm not taking a selfie. I'm just really farsighted.

'It's a selfie.'

Tourists

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Tourists in Egypt

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Victorian Selfie

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Mount Rushmore.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Statue of liberty selfie

Say cheese!

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Great photo."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

"That's an old photo."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"They grow up so fast."

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"