Photoshop Wizard Pillows

Photoshop was to make Colin the envy of the angling club.

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Royal Pic Photoshop

Lance, have you had some work done on your face? Does Photoshop count?

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"Ghah! I've got so many photoshop layers open, that the layer numbers have started at zero again!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Zumma Cum Laude

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Club DJ.

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

Computer whisperer.