Dust Destroyer Mugs

Cleaner column.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Don't look at me!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Born To Raise Dirt

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Human Dust Buster

Buy now... pay later

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

"He finally paid off his student loans."

'Delete - delete - delete.'

'I get all the exercise I need stretching the dollar to cover our bills.'