'The Swiss find something new to clean.'
Debris Defender Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a debris defender with a creative streak? Whether they are an artist, a craft lover, or a tidy enthusiast, our curated collection brings a playful and thoughtful touch to their space. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their knack for keeping things neat while showcasing their creative flair. These unique items make clever gifts for anyone passionate about organizing with style and humor.
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
No Soliciting
"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"
"I can see our house from here."
Nuclear waste.
A Change of Scene.
'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'
Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today
'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...
Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'
Dog being carried off by ducks.
America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'
'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'
Evolution.
Hurricane damage to trees
"Don't invade his space."
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"
A man shoots at a drone.
"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."
"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."
The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.
COP26 GLASGOW
COP26
'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'
"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."
Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!
"Not on my watch..."
At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.
Uh-oh, They're evolving!
'And there is the Black Sea, Dad?' 'No, no, this is the Gulf of Mexico.'
Save the Cacti.
Born To Raise Dirt
Debris Defender Gifts Collection
Debris Defender Mugs
Visit our mugs collection for more fun and witty designs that celebrate debris defenders who love starting their day with a laugh.
Debris Defender Pillows
Explore our pillows for decorative pieces that bring humor and personality to any tidy space.
Debris Defender Prints
Browse our prints to add a touch of wit and creativity to the decor of a debris defender’s favorite space.
Debris Defender T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts to find humorous and stylish options perfect for debris defenders with a flair for fashion.