Dino Defenders Gifts

'Don't you remember what I told you? -- the bigger they are, the harder they fall!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

No Soliciting

"Smokey The Tree"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

A Change of Scene.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.