Debris Collector Gifts

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Feeling for shells

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

For Sale By Owner

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Snail Love.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

"I come from a musical family."

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'You have ear wax.'