Debris Collector Gifts

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Feeling for shells

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

There it is – my dream beach house.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."