Divot Destroyer Pillows

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'What a divot?'

'What a divot.'

Golf Hil Divot

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Stuff Broken

Born To Raise Dirt

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sitting In

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'Delete - delete - delete.'

"I can totally see why dogs do this."

'Replace divots'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'I'm doing the great outdoors! I'll be taking off on my vacation right from work!'

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'have you broken all of your Christmas presents yet?'

Cleaner column.

Sweeping

'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'