Donut Destroyer Pillows

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Golf Hil Divot

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

Student Debt

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'