Donut Destroyer T-Shirts

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

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"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

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'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"You complete me."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"I can see right through him!"

Student Debt

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

Golf Hil Divot

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'