Donut Defender T-Shirts

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Quick - hide the donuts."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Today's special... donuts.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"You complete me."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"I can see right through him!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Truth is, Howard, I would have fired you years ago, but I was always afraid the donut shop across the street would go out of business if I did!"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'Drop the can opener!'

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

Droplet with a pencil.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

Ginger Breadman