Donut Defender Gifts

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Today's special... donuts.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"You complete me."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Truth is, Howard, I would have fired you years ago, but I was always afraid the donut shop across the street would go out of business if I did!"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'Drop the can opener!'

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

Droplet with a pencil.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"...and doughnuts?!"

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

Ginger Breadman

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'