Doodle Defender Gifts

Droplet with a pencil.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

No Soliciting

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Creator's Block

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"

society of cartoonists...

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

I start everyday by reading the paper. (on dart board: Go back to Medical School,Get a real job,Watch t.v.steal ideas,Read comics steal ideas)

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

My first pro bono case.

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.