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'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Can I have flies with that'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'How would you like your toast?'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"A votre sante!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Chicken Coupe.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Big Boy Foot

"What do you recommend today?"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"Just a drop."