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'Why do they always call right in the middle of dinner?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"It's blank!!"

"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

Opie Ate

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'