Dinner Time Defender Mugs

'Why do they always call right in the middle of dinner?'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"It's blank!!"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

Opie Ate