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"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"It's blank!!"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

Opie Ate

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.