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"'Eau de diesel' darling, you SHOULDN'T have."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"You do like octopus?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Gesundheit!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"A little lamb please."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'