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"Have you ever checked out London?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"A little lamb please."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'