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"Have you ever checked out London?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Gesundheit!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'