Dinner Party Strategist T-Shirts

"I know they should be invited to our house next, but can't we just give them the cash equivalent and call it even?"

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"You do like octopus?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

"There's something you haven't told me."

"God, I hate theme dinners."