Dinner Party Strategist T-Shirts

"I know they should be invited to our house next, but can't we just give them the cash equivalent and call it even?"

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"You do like octopus?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"There's something you haven't told me."

My candlelight dinner with Andre.