Dinner Party Skeptic T-Shirts

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I'm unable to process this image."

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