Dinner Party Philosopher T-Shirts

"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Sometimes I envy Christ; at least he knew when it was his Last Supper.'

Come dine with me!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"God, I hate theme dinners."

Chick in noodle soup.

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Wegovy diet drug

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

The Last Dinner

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."